What’s funny is that the word “narcissism” actually originates from a hunter in Greek mythology named Narcissus who fell so in love with his own reflection that he refused to leave its side and succumbed to starvation. How dramatic is that? He straight up saw himself in a pool of water, thought, “Oh, DAMN, break me off a piece of THAT ass, shorty. That’s that shit I DO like,” and just stared at himself until he DIED. I feel like that’s how most of y’all are gonna go.